- I'm on day 11 of being home with girl. So far we've met 9 home nurses, most of them have been very good. #
- I really like my young Polish immigrant nurse who's eager to work, my Iowa farm girl art major nurse, and a really experienced night nurse #
- Fortunately there's only been one nurse I've been really uncomfortable that she's UNSAFE, from the secondary backup agency…and #
- the new nurse tonight, nurse #9, is not explicitly dangerous to my health, just hazardous for my sanity. She was haranguing me to stop eatin #
- She said eating as late as 10pm is too risky, make u sick. Eating at 10 will upset stomach but eating at 9 won't? They teach that to nurses? #
- I finally just gave up trying to finish eating, to stop the unending harangue. After cost-benefit analysis, continuing to eat = not worth it #
- This building is more secure than the Green Zone but she won't stop worrying aloud that us cracking our door is dangerous #
- she keeps repeating "if someone comes in, I'm hiding behind you." And once said, "get a revolver!" #
- Seriously lady, opening our door a bit to get some breeze to stem the heat won't invite an immediate bandit incursion! We do it every night! #
- BARUCH HASHEM she's stopped her stream of consciousness ramble, after almost 4 hours nonstop. Now I can relax vs. flinging self out a window #
- Wow, wacky nurse has prompted so many tweets by me that I just passed the 1000-tweet mark! But still over 4000 tweets behind @superaleja #
- Good night everybody. I'll watch Obama on Letterman w/ girl, who will be asleep in 5mins, she's recovering from head 'splode because nurse. #
- I am really freaking tired today after last night's nurse fiasco. She dumped tube feeding on me while insisting "it's not spilling" #
Powered by Twitter Tools.
